I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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