if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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