What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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