we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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