he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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