No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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