I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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