ugly people sure do ruin things
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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