Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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