i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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