4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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