butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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