Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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