I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
