No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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