you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
