we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
They are going to name an STD after you.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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