brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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