In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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