Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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