Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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