He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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