I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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