they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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