it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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