so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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