I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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