I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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