the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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