Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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