i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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