Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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