I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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