No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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