your parents love me but you hate me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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