life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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