Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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