More tranny stories later!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
love makes seman taste better
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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