I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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