I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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