is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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