Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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