i wish peter jackson would direct porn
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
please don't ironically join a cult
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