Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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