The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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