Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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