I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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