At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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