Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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