She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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