doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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