he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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