It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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