ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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