fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
