I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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